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disclaimer: The following toys have been endorsed by the, National Teachers Union, PBS, ACLU and the "Democratic Party".

I just love the toys available in 2006.....after careful research, here are some suggestions for gifts that kids of all ages would love to see under the tree on "Christmas" morning. ..
Kids in the rural area's of this country just love this gift........they will be the envy of all their friends when they can make their own, "Hillbilly Heroin"........what child wouldn't love this complete "Meth Lab" kit?
After receiving their Christmas gifts..we all know that children can sometimes be a, "pain-n-the-butt"........have them sharpen up their mobility skills by playing, "Lawn Darts"...........with their razor sharp points, kids will learn to run like a "Jack Rabbit" evading these educational toys.
With the, "Shiite Pet", not only will your kids learn about "Islam" and their intentions for us in the West.......but also agricultural skills that will stay with them for life.....this is a great toy, you actually get 2-for-1 applications out of them.
Hey, what can I say........for the little pervert in your life.......I highly recommend the, "Peepin Tommy" night vision goggle set.........kids grow up fast these days.....give em a head start about sex with this Boys toy..what is great about this one....even adult males find it thrilling.
We all realize that you can't turn on the TV or see a movie these days...without the "Hollywood" agenda of promoting, "Homosexuality"........from Barney, Telle-tubbies, Burt & Ernie to Rainbow fish and plenty more.......kids are indoctrinated about "Homosexuality from the time they become aware of their surroundings.......here is a great gift-idea that promotes "Violence", while at the same time promoting "Homosexuality"....great gift for the little future "Good Buddy" in your life..............
This will be their best "Christmas" ever with these great ideas for Christmas 2006.....................Ho-ho-ho.........Merry Christmas everyone

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Teter...........we are not dealing with a bunch of Doctors and Lawyers here........I am targeting middle-class income demographics........ even though it's extremely nice and well-concealable, I didn't think the "Upgrade" model "Easy Bake Meth Lab" would fit the demographics of TN...I certainly could be mistaken, I have always heard that car drivers make lots and lots of money just to drive around like a paid tourist..
I forgot to mention earlier............tomorrow I will be reviewing the newest "Children's" books available just in time for Christmas.......I will have a complete review of the newest soon-to-be best-seller, "Rehab Ralph...how never to be responsible for your actions again", by former Congressman Mark Foley......it is highly recommended and endorsed by Robert Downey Jr., Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Darryl Strawberry, Courtney Love, Miss USA and Rush Limbaugh, just to name a few........it's sure to be an inspiration to those youngsters who are always causing mischief or get caught doing drugs.