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I've been reading some of your posts and discussed them with a few colleagues, and we have decided to induct you into the "Happy Dwellers Society". (you were a 'Pledge' when we had coffee in Knoxville and when you had lunch w/ RC..after all, you didn't seem to mind RC & I picking up the tabs. )
Your 'Dwellerism' for the past 7 weeks (plus), has been a source of 'amazement' for us. We're honored (and surprised ) by your strength, stamina (for dwelling that long), and dedication to 'The Cause'.
We appreciate your attitude change, since it seems that while thou protesteth your long time gone, you continue to do it in a true dweller spirit. We feel that while you dwell so well, it would be beneficial to you, and the 'Society', to have a positive, upbeat attitude.
Here in the HDS, we pride ourselves on our Superior Dwelling Style, and feel you should take pride in your work, and your work ethic. It doesn't matter if you do the job right or wrong, as it's a case of 'Thats caring, its what you make of it', so.....go forth and make the most of dwelling, and be a proud and upstanding member. Oh also, only one member name at a time, no alter ego's may join.
Included is our Membership Benefit Package.........
Guides to.........

Good resturants with car parking
Trashiest carstops
Cheapest hookers
Backroad maps around scales
Sheep hangouts
Chineese laundry
Massage parlors
Rowdiest Honky Tonks
The Best Chrome Shops
etc..........

OH! One more thing..........
Since you are now 'IN', you may challenge SCN for 'The Crown' after 90 days.
Good Luck & Happy Dwelling!


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I second the motion!
As for the following people, your application has been set aside for further processing. It seems not all of the information was filled out correctly, or, you have been seen driving a daycab in the last 30 days.
Zigzag
Dr. Moreau
Luther Higgenbotham
Fred Garvin
Mtneerdan
And the following applicant has been denied, due to age and attitude considerations. While his experience would have been a landfall for the Society, the upbeat attitude just wasnt there.
Bedspread


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Hoss, so 7 plus weeks out qualifies for dweller? Was out 7 weeks 5 days with 2 drive bys the house less than 11 hours each time.

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The premier qualification I bring to this particular accolade is, of course, this one:


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The good news is that I have survived two additional deliveries to Wal-Mart GROCERY DCs within the last week; the bad news is that 17 forklift operators have fallen to the ground attempting to drive out of my trailer (the last one dropped out as I was going through Waxahachie after leaving Temple). I will be installing a red/green light in the rear of the trailer this week to help them determine if I am at the dock.
More bad news is that I have only backed into one car at a car stop over the past 24 hours (the other two drivers were too quick for me) but I countered that shortcoming by giving a Swift driver a blast o' crap on CH 19 for no good reason. He seemed to like it.
I am looking forward to many future accolades from such an extinguished group of drivers.

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Damn, guess someone spotted me in the choochoo in that daycab freightliner wednesday.
I was just helping a friend. Really I promise. It's not a full time gig. And the old USF holland car doesn't count, cause it's a dump car now.
If I carry a 2x12 around in the dumpcar, and put it across the seats and sleep on it occasionally, do I qualify?
How about this, My personal all time record for the most miles in one week as a single driver, was about 6200 miles, in seven days. In that seven days I hit somewhere around 9 or 10 docks. That should qualify me right off the top. That's super dwellerism if I've ever seen it!!!!!!
And like phil, I have a lot to offer the community. According to SCN, I am an excellent dancer, and a knowitall, so I should be a great source of both entertainment, and information. Not only that, but I am an unemployed loser, so I will always be available for the lunch/dinner dweller parties in my area!!
Oh, and this is the only user name I've ever had, so you won't have to worry about your society being infiltrated by those horrible trolls ya'll are always talking about.
And I already have the official secret route into the GP mill in big island VA. With me already knowing top secret club information like that, I should be a shoe in!!!!!

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Welcome to the club, Dan. Now that you're here, we can get to work getting rid of some of the riff raff.

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Now that I've had time to think about it, me being an unemployed loser and all, maybe a membership in the super slacker society would be the right choice for me.
Do I need to redo the application? Or can ya'll just take the information off the old one????

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Were any of them killed? Its highly important that if none of them were, you needed to make the attempt to realize your folly and try to back up to the dock before anyone noticed, and they were pinched netween trailer and dock, in the process...


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Well, contrary to popular belief, we dont run around being CB Rambo's. Well, its not a requirement for membership, hows that? As for backing into a car, thats most definately not good behavior. Rather, you have to be victimized by someone else, and then be magnamamous and tell the guy 'Hey, thats ok, accidents happen...'


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Well, when you decide that you can get over being in a daycab, and that a sleeper car is the only religion you will need, we will talk again...


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No Dan, Im sorry, it doesnt. A sleeper has to be on the car, even if it if an old skool kind of coffin sleeper...
[quote]How about this, My personal all time record for the most miles in one week as a single driver, was about 6200 miles, in seven days. In that seven days I hit somewhere around 9 or 10 docks. That should qualify me right off the top. That's super dwellerism if I've ever seen it!!!!!![/quote[
Its not about the miles you run, its about the amount of time you spend 'dwelling'... Dwelling isnt entirely spent in the seat.


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Well, while we are all professionals in the HDS, we do sometimes have differences of opinion. I dont really want to know how well you dance...
We will have to summons a board of inquiry, to see if we can find a way to get you into the society. However, from my standpoint, while you could qualify, your priorities are out of alignment with the core cause of the HDS. We will keep your application, but you will need to submit a new one at a later date. I know this will be hard for you Dan, but right now, we just cant bring you into the fold....

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Gawrsh, I dunno If I can handle the rejection
No smelly TA restrooms and showers??
No unreasonable dispatch times??
Regular sleep schedule??
No carstop coffeeeeee
No qualcom beeping in the middle of the night???
No greasy carstop meals??????
Sleep in my own bed with my wife every night???
I just don't think I can handle the abuse!!!!!
Well, what about an honorary membership in the super slacker society?? Think that can be accomplished?? I believe I qualify for that one, after all, I am an unemployed loser

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Dan? Im sorry.......
(Although I have to add, you could always put her in the car with you, and then you would be able to sleep with her everynight anyways!!!!!)