Question:
Was down by the Cafe last night.
Heard Budrow screaming, followed by a couple of shotgun blasts.
Saw him come around the corner on a dead run and race into the swamp.
Right behind him was Intim, in a white dress, shotgun in one hand, plate of biscuits in the other.
Followed them (didn't want my boy to come to harm, you see.)
Never found Budrow
Never found Intim
Found her white dress
Never saw hide nor hair of the biscuits
Gonna have to do some checking on this
Humans require a brain--too bad use is optional

Answer:

heheheh git him gurl...git him!!!!
secretly sits here hopin' ta be an Auntie in 9 months!
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Karen
sings... Buttons n chains.. buttons n chains... ain't nothin' as fun as buttons n chains....
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Answer:

DANG DAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! We's gonna have us a hitchen da RIGHT way!!!!
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