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no foolin', i couldn't put it down.
i laughed, i cried (tears in the eyes from laughing), i didn't want it to end

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Looks like you had a darn good time.

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it was the best thing i could find to do in granite city illinois.
get some chared animal, a couple a pints of stout, and a good book. then hurry to get outta town

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That kind of explains why you found it so interesting. I had other ideas for a while but you cleared it up.

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Ya know dude I gotta laugh I just recently (last week or so) blew the dust off my bible No fooling I had to put it down though as I was getting toilet ring and my legs fell asleep.

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The fettucine bookmark is a nice touch!

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our hospitality reading material is a great book i found many years ago. it is a chronological & comparative book on mythology. for each story it starts with the greek then gives the anaogous roman version.

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Have YOU been washed in the Marinara sauce?

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but of course.
to feel the true love from his noodly appendage we simple decendents of the pirate must be bathed
so it is written
ra-men

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And you shall know them by their love... of tomatoes

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don't forget the noodles
i see the day when the gospel of fsm can be found in every hotel/motel room
it really is a good read. from what i hear it is selling out all over the place

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Would that be on the towel rack next to the John? Seems to be the place where some serious reading takes place.

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sounds like as good a place as any since pirates are the chosen people of the fsm. being as close to the closest approximation of the high seas seems appropriate

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Wow, you can even float little...Mmmm... Ships.

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My favorite "hospitality" reading materials are the Robert Fulghum books. I rotate them in and out. There is really a lot of wisdom in them, though they are written in a lighthearted manner.
I'd like to read the "gospel". Maybe it will show up around here, but not in Wal-Mart, I'd be willing to bet.