Question:
I was watching a show that had a human Barbie Doll (70 lbs. woman, 40 lbs silicone) in a skin tight, low cut, thigh high dress, complaining about being viewed as a sex object, while the host (trying to keep his eyeballs in) clucked sympathetically.
Suddenly, a thought scar me.
No matter which way she fell, she was going to land chest down, given the amount of rubber or whatever up top. THIS COULD BE A PUBLIC HAZARD!
Has anyone ever made a study of how far women like her bounce before they get themselves under control? 1 block/2 blocks/ half a mile? What if she scar a building or something? Would she ricochet?
Perhaps we should put up signs similar to the deer crossing things, you know, "Caution, Bouncing Barbie Dolls, next 1 mile."
I mean, what if Southern California got a freak ice storm. I could picture it. Boing, Boing, THUD!
Boing, Boing, Boing, THUD! Boing, THUD! SHEEEESH!
Wuzzy
(Always concerned about public safety)

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Too funny!!


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I applaude your concern for public saftey. I think you should be named chief of the silicon (not rubber) police.
Yyou know, it's all fun and games until somebody looses and eye!
Wuzzy, wouldn't the silicone freeze if California had an ice storm?
me; wondering the temperature at which silicone freezes.
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I live in Southern California, and I'm definatley not part of the sillicon revolution, but I'd pay to see them bouncin' along like that LMFAO!!!
Jade
"I Don't Suffer From InSaNiTy... I Enjoy Every Minute Of It" ~Wink~

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I think they should be called The Brittany Spears Barbie! LOL
TTFN~Amy
I wish I was in Key West!

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They need to do something. If they bounce to hard and break open were in trouble. Never would be able to stop a car with all that silicone on the road.
I wonder if they could put little squeekers in them? After all they are toys.