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DAY 4
After an all night chase Budrow was still pulling away. Intim had cut in behind him at Fort Pierce. Black smoke boiling, she was gaining fast.
“I’VE GOT YOU! YOU SUCKER!” She screamed.
Suddenly the car began losing power. As she dropped away from him the patrol cars pulled past her. Pounding on the wheel in rage she continued her pursuit.
They roared through Miami Deputies firing at Budrow and Budrow firing back. Just a normal every day afternoon.
Budrow reached the swamp. By this time Intim was 5 miles back. He roared up onto a dock. Skidding sideways he bailed out of the Humvee and leaped into an Airboat and roared away. The deputies halted. Intim hearing what had happened jerked the car driver out of the seat where he had been checking his will and insurance and put him under the wheel giving him instructions.
Throwing one leg out the window she paused, climbed back in, slapped the car driver and told him “keep your eye on the road” Going back out the window she thought “Shoulda changed out of this miniskirt” Climbing on top of the car she ran to the back of the trailer. Following her instructions the driver roared up to the dock and slammed on the brakes. Intim who had been running along the trailer shot off the front did a triple somersault with a ½ twist and landed on the branch of a cypress tree. Hooking her legs over the branch she hung down to cheers and whistles from the dock and the whir of camcorders. She thought to herself, “definitely no more miniskirts!”
Budrow, who had been looking back, laughing, was shocked when two hands dug into his hair, yanking him out of the airboat! The combined weight (Careful here, Wuzzy old boy. Dangerous territory!) of Intim and Budrow snapped the branch dropping them into the water!
The water boiled furiously as they began a struggle for supremacy. An alligator, which wandered in, thinking lunch was served, caught a left hook from Intim, and landed on the dock as a set of matched luggage. Shady immediately claimed it.
Suddenly the water stopped boiling! The swamp returned to it’s flat, oily, surface.
DAY4-Part 2
Sheriff Andy stared at the still surface.
“Suppose someone oughta say something.”
After a moment, the car driver said, “Well, she had on clean underwear. Ma always said that was important.”
Nods greeted this august statement.
Mama Echo’s brow furrowed.
“She owed $42.35 on her bar tab.”
Screams of “You let her run up a tab?” were silenced with a stern glare and a meaningful tap on her flyswatter.
Dr. M stood there, a tear running down his cheek. Hoss patted his shoulder.
“Buck up, man.”
“I can’t help it,” Dr. M sobbed. “The two of them—down there—the fish kill will be enormous!” and he broke into uncontrolled wailing.
The rest stared at the calm, unbroken surface of the menacing swamp.
Finally, a voice in the back said, “Enough of this sentimental crap. Let’s go get some coffee.”
“YEAH!” “All right!” “How about donuts?” “Cheese Danish, too?”
The crowd began leaving.
Suddenly, Intim, gasping for air broke the surface!
Heaving Budrow up on the dock, she said to Andy, “Do you (wheeze, gasp, choke)want to (snort, whistle, patooie)throw this garbage(cough, cough, hack) in the dumpster?”
Andy secured the prisoner as Intim was helped to the dock.
“I’ll get you some dry clothes, dear” Mama Echo said.
“No time,” said Intim. “I have a conversation with a mule to finish!” and she squished off, leaving everyone staring in puzzlement.
End chapter 5

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ROTFLMAO!! Ω

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I am in HYSTERICS HERE!!!
Kat
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*THUD* rotf *THUD* lmao *THUD*
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LMAO!!!! hhmmmmm....Shady is a bit concerned about claimin' that luggage.
THUUUUUDDDDD...........

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!!THUD!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
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Please someone pick me up off the floor. I hurt my back, ha ha ha. You just keep getting better Wuzzy
Be safe out there......