Question:
>A little boy and girl go trick or treating.
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> >They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it
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> >says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?"
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> >"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
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> >The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
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> >So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed
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> >differently.
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> > They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens the door.
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> >"Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"
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> >"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
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> >"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and
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> >Gretel because you're black!"
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> > Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the
> >bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two
> >children but this time they are BUCK NAKED.
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> >"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
> >Chocolate M & M's, " said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts.
Cindi

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Nothing like a good laugh in the morning...awesome

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LOL..that was really cute.Happy Halloween everybody..MMMMMMMMMM did someone say chocolate?
Good things come to those who wait.

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That was too funny!! I have one I am trying to transfer over, when I figure out how that is pretty funny, not halloween, but---
Actually, its great to have a bit of lightening up, belly laughs, Thanks!
darla

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I'm sitting here, about 8 pm, listening to firecrackers, whatever horrible stuff that kids get to blow up. We have 8 horses here on property, including a mom and baby and I am so mad, cause #1 they can panick, #2, it is so dry here that fire is a Real concern. Have to go out and keep checking. NOT a happy camper, and glad it will be over for another year soon . Grant is about to go out and raise hell with neighbours cause the stuff sounds like warfare. Dogs are going crazy now too. gotta go!
darla

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lol.....
"to thine own self be true"